Job Seekers Blues   3 comments

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Your Country Needs You…..to say what you mean?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Translate please:

“I have a Project Management role for an exciting ecommerce company based in Newport, South Wales who are currently undergoing rapid expansion.Working in a really fun Agile environment the role will involve planning, executing, and delivering projects according to strict deadlines and within budget. This includes acquiring resources and coordinating the efforts of team members and thirdparty contractors/consultants or suppliers in order to deliver projects according to plan.Responsibilities will include:: Directing and managing projects through their full lifecycle from initiation to closure Defining project scope, goals and deliverables that support business goals in collaboration with key stakeholders Coach teams through the scrum process where applicable including running planning poker, sprint planning and retrospectives Lead daily scrums and manage the resolution of any issues or blockers identified Produce burn down charts and project highlight reports Develop project plans and associated communications documents. Understand the resource required for the project and make the necessary requests Identify and resolve issues and conflicts within the project team. Identify and manage dependencies and critical path Proactively manage changes in project scope, identify potential crises, and devise contingency plans. Define project success criteria and disseminate them to involved parties throughout the project life cycle Coach, mentor, motivate and supervise project team member.” [my highlights]

I’m assuming this is a job in a Rugby Club…..or has HR-Speak gone Olympic/Paralympic Gobbledegooky?

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Posted September 10, 2012 by boundlessfrank in Uncategorized

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3 responses to “Job Seekers Blues

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  1. Your guess is as good as mine. Did you apply??

  2. I haven’t weighed myself yet. Don’t dare to, as I rather fell by the wayside yesterday, my first fast day. Reason being I have started an online course in creative writing and I was due to have a Skype interview. I was so nervous that I had to have some cheese and biscuits, and afterwards I was so relieved that I treated myself to a fry-up of bacon, egg and tomato! Today I started again, but again a busy day and I feel I’ve eaten more than I should. I’m thinking of changing my fast days a) to Sunday, when I’m not doing much and b) some other day when I’m not so busy. Shall weigh myself later on and see the damage!

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